's desert seas ♪ a carbon date with destiny ♪ american dinosaurs ♪ standing firm beside us in her wars ♪ ♪ with your ample dino crack ♪ crapping glory on iraq ♪ take back what is rightfully yours-- ♪ screw you, osama! ♪ american dinosaurs ♪ there's oh, heroic petrel s'mores ♪ ♪ over hills and on the plains ♪ god bless your tiny brains ♪ we the people are your dinowhore ♪ ♪ you have saved ♪ god bless america ♪ you have saved and all the dinos sang. [groaning, grunting noises] - thank you, dinosaurs! - thank you, new york! - thank you, comedy central! - thank you, new york! - thank you, new york! - thank you so much. we're hard 'n phirm. captioning made possible by comedy central. captioned by mccaptioning services www.mccaption.com from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." [cheers and applause] my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight author helaine olen. she's going to talk about her book "pound foolish"